I had to do cardio and I went because: 1) I have not lost ALL grip on reality yet; and 2) I wanted the opportunity to shun ABD if I saw him. :) I'm totally serious. It's sad. It's pathetic. And it's true.
I didn't feel like doing cardio. I didn't feel like running. I didn't feel like walking. I didn't feel like ellipticalling and I didn't feel like cycling. So what did I do? Well, my friends, I did 60 minutes on the cardio machine I hate the most: the stepmill. I don't get me. Here was my underlying inner dialogue:
Me: Ugh. I don't feel like working out.
Me: I know. Tell me about it.
Me: But what should I do?
Me: Run?
Me: Noooo.
Me: Elliptical?
Me: Ugh. No.
Me: ...bike?
Me: Hmmm....no.
Me: Well, you hate the stepmill. Maybe you could do one full hour on the stepmill. That will show them.
Me: Great plan! Who's them?
Me: No idea. But do it.
Me: Okay. I'm doing it. I'm gonna step the crap out of that stepmill.
Here are my stats:
Time: 60:00
Calories: 491.1 (according to the machine, no HR monitor)
Floors: 172
Average Pace: 46 steps/min
I'm off to Pittsburgh. Probably won't be blogging, but still not sure. I may set up some scheduled posts like last time.
I am not asking Devon for workouts. I will do what I feel like doing and see what that looks like as it unfolds.
You came. You saw. You cardio'd. I consider that a MAJOR win, especially when you really, really didn't feel like it. Maybe it's not worth a round of applause, but it's definitely at least worth a fist bump. :]
ReplyDeleteInitial fist bump followed by the 'explosion' which is drawn back into a second completion fist bump??? Cause that's how I envision it..
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