Pre-Math Trip Post: #2

Lame Math Jokes Day!!!! Enjoy...

Something for the non-math majors:

Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.

Ok, now you may need to dig deep for some high school math skills:

Q: What is the first derivative of a cow?
A: Prime Rib!

"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Math AND Jesus! It's like it's my birthday...

One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."


A sad reality:

Q: What does the Ph.D. in math with a job say to the Ph.D. in math without a job?
A: `Paper or plastic?'


Random musing:

Do greek cows say: "μ"?


Indisputable fact:

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.

Two functions meet in a narrow street. The first functions says: "Clear the way!" The other function says: "No, I won't." The first function says: "Move over, or I will differentiate you!" To which the second function replies: "Ok, try it, I am e^x."


Oh snap! And now, for the shortest math joke ever. Drum roll please...

Let ε < 0.

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